Shipping policy

At Deadpan Outdoors Co., we keep things simple — just like Bigfoot. No fuss, no nonsense, just your gear headed your way.

Free shipping on all orders, because spending money on shipping is scarier than a blurry photo in the woods.

Order Processing Orders are typically processed within 2-5 business days of purchase. During peak periods, processing may take a little longer — we appreciate your patience.

Shipping & Delivery Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 4-8 business days, depending on your location and the shipping method selected at checkout.

Order Updates You'll receive tracking information as soon as your order is on its way. Keep an eye on your inbox.

Secure Checkout All payments are processed through a secure, encrypted checkout. Your information is safe with us — unlike certain woodland creatures, we don't leave a trace.

Please note that delivery times are estimates and may be affected by carrier delays, weather conditions, or other factors outside our control. We'll always do our best to keep you informed.