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This one's dressed up as a proud old coffee roasters logo, which feels about right for a habit this committed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨 THEME \u0026amp; STYLE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Vibe: dry, self-aware coffee humor disguised as a respectable heritage brand\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Design: vintage roaster-style lettering with ornate flourishes, engraved coffee beans, and a slogan that gives the whole game away\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Colors: deep roast brown and brick red on cream — classic old-label palette\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Occasion: everyday wear, gag gifts, office humor, coffee-shop regulars\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• The coffee lover who has never once let it cool down first\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Fans of vintage signage, retro labels, and old-fashioned typography\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Baristas, teachers, nurses, night shifters, chronic over-caffeinators or just because\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• The person in your life who repeats their mistakes on a reliable daily schedule\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👕 T-SHIRT SPECS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Blank: Comfort Colors® 1717 Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Material: 6.1 oz.\/yd² — 100% ring-spun cotton, 30 singles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Dyeing Process: Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in feel and almost no shrinkage at home\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Fabric Treatment: Soft-washed for that authentic vintage look right out of the bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Construction: Double-needle collar, armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems; twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Label Type: Signature twill label\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Fit: Relaxed unisex fit — see size chart for measurements\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Available Colors: See listing photos — printed on a curated selection of Comfort Colors' most popular shades\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Decoration: DTF (Direct to Film) heat transfer — vibrant, wash-resistant print that won't crack or peel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Personalization: Not available on this listing — message us for custom orders!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Certifications: Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes — free from harmful substances; proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👕 Shown on a soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee with a relaxed, true-to-size fit. See photos for available colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧺 Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e────────────\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThanks for visiting our small business! 🖤 More at Deadpanoutdoorsco.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e~ Denise · Deadpan Outdoors Co. | Caffeinated. Unfiltered. 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