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Consider yourself warned — the raccoon has been where you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨 THEME \u0026amp; STYLE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Vibe: feral, unhinged, gloriously anti-social morning humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Design: a wild-eyed raccoon gripping a coffee mug like its life depends on it, printed in cream and red on a black tee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Occasion: everyday wear, gag gifts, and anyone whose personality does not load until the coffee does\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• The coffee lover who is genuinely dangerous before the first cup\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Trash panda and raccoon lovers, goblin core fans, and chaos enjoyers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Night shifters, nurses, teachers, and the professionally sleep-deprived\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• The friend everyone knows not to talk to until they've had it or a \"just because\" gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👕 T-SHIRT SPECS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Blank: Comfort Colors® 1717 Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Material: 6.1 oz.\/yd² — 100% ring-spun cotton, 30 singles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Dyeing Process: Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in feel and almost no shrinkage at home\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Fabric Treatment: Soft-washed for that authentic vintage look right out of the bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Construction: Double-needle collar, armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems; twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Label Type: Signature twill label\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Fit: Relaxed unisex fit — see size chart for measurements\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Available Colors: See listing photos — printed on a curated selection of Comfort Colors' most popular dark shades\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Decoration: DTF (Direct to Film) heat transfer — vibrant, wash-resistant print that won't crack or peel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Personalization: Not available on this listing — message us for custom orders!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Certifications: Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes — free from harmful substances; proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-This design was created by the seller using AI-assisted image tools, with original concept, text, and layout by the seller.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Shown on a soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee with a relaxed, true-to-size fit. 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