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The perfect sarcastic gift for the coffee lover who hibernates until caffeinated.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 THEME \u0026amp; STYLE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Vibe: dry, grumpy humor for the pre-coffee bear in all of us\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Design: bold vintage woodblock-style grizzly bear, hand-lettered warning\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Occasion: everyday wear, camping, birthdays, Father's Day, holidays, \"leave me alone\" mornings\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎁 MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- The coffee addict who is a bear before the first cup\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Bear, camping, and outdoors lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Grumpy dads, husbands, and coworkers who hate mornings\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Anyone who hibernates until they're caffeinated or \"just because\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 T-SHIRT SPECS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Blank: Comfort Colors® 1717 Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Material: 6.1 oz.\/yd² — 100% ring-spun cotton, 30 singles\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Dyeing Process: Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in feel and almost no shrinkage at home\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Fabric Treatment: Soft-washed for that authentic vintage look right out of the bag\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Construction: Double-needle collar, armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems; twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Label Type: Signature twill label\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Fit: Relaxed unisex fit — see size chart for measurements\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available Colors: See listing photos — printed on a curated selection of Comfort Colors' most popular shades\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Decoration: DTF (Direct to Film) heat transfer — vibrant, wash-resistant print that won't crack or peel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Personalization: Not available on this listing — message us for custom orders!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Certifications: Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes — free from harmful substances; proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Shown on a soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee with a relaxed, true-to-size fit. 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