{"product_id":"comfort-colors®-teachers-run-on-coffee-tee","title":"Comfort Colors® Teachers Run on Coffee Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e☕ Lesson one: never talk to the teacher before the first cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrading papers. Managing chaos. Answering questions that have no good answers. Inspiring tiny humans who would rather be literally anywhere else. All before 8am. Teachers don't run on appreciation alone — they run on coffee, dry humor, and the quiet satisfaction of watching it all somehow work out. This shirt gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨 THEME \u0026amp; STYLE\u003cbr\u003e• Theme: Teacher life + coffee culture — caffeinated, deadpan, classroom humor\u003cbr\u003e• Occasion: Teacher appreciation, everyday wear, gift giving, birthdays, holidays, back to school\u003cbr\u003e• Style: Bold funny graphic tee and sweatshirt for the teacher who needs coffee to function and isn't shy about it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR:\u003cbr\u003e• Teachers of every grade and subject\u003cbr\u003e• New teachers surviving their first year on caffeine\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone shopping for Teacher Appreciation Week\u003cbr\u003e• Back to school, birthdays, holidays, or \"just because\" moments\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👕 T-SHIRT SPECS\u003cbr\u003e• Blank: Comfort Colors® 1717 Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt\u003cbr\u003e• Material: 6.1 oz.\/yd² — 100% ring-spun cotton, 30 singles\u003cbr\u003e• Dyeing Process: Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in feel and almost no shrinkage at home\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric Treatment: Soft-washed for that authentic vintage look right out of the bag\u003cbr\u003e• Construction: Double-needle collar, armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems; twill-taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e• Label Type: Signature twill label\u003cbr\u003e• Fit: Relaxed unisex fit — see size chart for measurements\u003cbr\u003e• Available Colors: See listing photos — printed on a curated selection of Comfort Colors' most popular shades\u003cbr\u003e• Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL\u003cbr\u003e• Decoration: DTF (Direct to Film) heat transfer — vibrant, wash-resistant print that won't crack or peel\u003cbr\u003e• Personalization: Not available on this listing — message us for custom orders!\u003cbr\u003e• Certifications: Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes — free from harmful substances; proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧺 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on design. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨 CUSTOM ORDERS \u0026amp; COLORS\u003cbr\u003eWe choose the colors that look best with our designs. Don't see the color you want? Send us a message — we're happy to help with custom colors or custom orders.\u003cbr\u003e────────────────────────────────\u003cbr\u003eThank you so much for visiting our small business page! It truly means the world to us. 🌲\u003cbr\u003eBe sure to check out our website for more: Deadpanoutdoorsco.com\u003cbr\u003e~ Denise\u003cbr\u003eDeadpan Outdoors Co. | Caffeinated. Unfiltered. Unbothered.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AnywherePOD","offers":[{"title":"Crunchberry \/ S","offer_id":47491993370782,"sku":"apod-10680345","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crunchberry \/ M","offer_id":47491993403550,"sku":"apod-10680352","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crunchberry \/ L","offer_id":47491993436318,"sku":"apod-10680362","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crunchberry \/ XL","offer_id":47491993469086,"sku":"apod-10680365","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crunchberry \/ 2XL","offer_id":47491993501854,"sku":"apod-10680377","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crunchberry \/ 3XL","offer_id":47491993534622,"sku":"apod-10680387","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crunchberry \/ 4XL","offer_id":47491993567390,"sku":"apod-10680396","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":47491992912030,"sku":"apod-10680347","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":47491992944798,"sku":"apod-10680353","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":47491992977566,"sku":"apod-10680360","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":47491993010334,"sku":"apod-10680366","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":47491993043102,"sku":"apod-10680376","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 3XL","offer_id":47491993075870,"sku":"apod-10680384","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 4XL","offer_id":47491993108638,"sku":"apod-10680395","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":47491993141406,"sku":"apod-10680346","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":47491993174174,"sku":"apod-10680355","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":47491993206942,"sku":"apod-10680359","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":47491993239710,"sku":"apod-10680364","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":47491993272478,"sku":"apod-10680379","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":47491993305246,"sku":"apod-10680386","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":47491993338014,"sku":"apod-10680391","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ S","offer_id":47491993600158,"sku":"apod-10680351","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ M","offer_id":47491993632926,"sku":"apod-10680367","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ L","offer_id":47491993665694,"sku":"apod-10680371","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ XL","offer_id":47491993698462,"sku":"apod-10680372","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2XL","offer_id":47491993731230,"sku":"apod-10680380","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 3XL","offer_id":47491993763998,"sku":"apod-10680388","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 4XL","offer_id":47491993796766,"sku":"apod-10680393","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ S","offer_id":47491993829534,"sku":"apod-10680350","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ M","offer_id":47491993862302,"sku":"apod-10680354","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ L","offer_id":47491993895070,"sku":"apod-10680369","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ XL","offer_id":47491993927838,"sku":"apod-10680373","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 2XL","offer_id":47491993960606,"sku":"apod-10680382","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 3XL","offer_id":47491993993374,"sku":"apod-10680389","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 4XL","offer_id":47491994026142,"sku":"apod-10680394","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ S","offer_id":47491994058910,"sku":"apod-10680349","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ M","offer_id":47491994091678,"sku":"apod-10680368","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ L","offer_id":47491994124446,"sku":"apod-10680370","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ XL","offer_id":47491994157214,"sku":"apod-10680374","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ 2XL","offer_id":47491994189982,"sku":"apod-10680381","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ 3XL","offer_id":47491994222750,"sku":"apod-10680390","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ 4XL","offer_id":47491994255518,"sku":"apod-10680392","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ S","offer_id":47491994288286,"sku":"apod-10680348","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ M","offer_id":47491994321054,"sku":"apod-10680358","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ L","offer_id":47491994353822,"sku":"apod-10680361","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ XL","offer_id":47491994386590,"sku":"apod-10680363","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ 2XL","offer_id":47491994419358,"sku":"apod-10680378","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ 3XL","offer_id":47491994452126,"sku":"apod-10680385","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ 4XL","offer_id":47491994484894,"sku":"apod-10680397","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47491994517662,"sku":"apod-10680343","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47491994550430,"sku":"apod-10680344","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47491994583198,"sku":"apod-10680356","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47491994615966,"sku":"apod-10680357","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47491994648734,"sku":"apod-10680375","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47491994681502,"sku":"apod-10680383","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":47491994714270,"sku":"apod-10680398","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/0546\/6526\/files\/59ffc649-23e6-4a8e-8b69-f2decadfb5b7.png?v=1780658587","url":"https:\/\/deadpanoutdoorsco.com\/products\/comfort-colors%c2%ae-teachers-run-on-coffee-tee","provider":"Deadpan Outdoors Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}